More quotes

Following on from Jon’s previous post on testing quotes:

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.” – Douglas Adams

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” – Rich Cook

Merry Christmas to anyone who’s actually reading this, and even the people who aren’t.

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2 Responses to “More quotes”

  1. Ian Holden Says:

    I’m enjoying this blog guys, keep up the good work. Here’s a few more fun quotes:

    Inside every large program, there is a small program trying to get out.
    –C.A.R. Hoare

    Wirth’s law: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.
    –Niklaus Wirth

    The software isn’t finished until the last user is dead.
    –Anonymous

    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
    –H. L. Mencken

    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
    – Douglas Adams

    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

    – Bertrand Russell

    Nothing resolves design issues like an implementation.

    – J. D. Horton

    Less is more.
    – Mies van der Rohe

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    and, finally, this made me laugh!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZVGZ3KnYA

    Happy Christmas

  2. Scott Clee Says:

    Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas to bed

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